I think we have the newest, revised John Edwards victory strategy. First, it seems, he plans to get shut out on Tuesday do scored runner-up delegates in Georgia, Minnesota, and Ohio. (Pollster John Zogby last week called for an Edwards victory in Georgia, but I still haven’t seen how he’s playing in Atlanta.)

The next step in Edwards’s lunge towards victory is to sweep Florida, Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi and March 9, setting up a showdown in Illinois on March 16.

And if you’d like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar…