For the purpose of the drama, written by lefties, Alan Alda plays a Republican Senator from California who will serve as Secretary of State for a recently elected Democrat President-elect. It’s Alan Alda, mon. Hawkeye. Whatever.
That State senate candidate I’ve mentioned in previous Aftertales, the candidate who says he’s running an “insurgent campaign” and equates a pink blow-up pig to with the founding fathers… oh, his new commercial never should have made it past the focus group. He’s sitting there with hair clippings on his shoulder talking about… oh, never mind. I was eating lunch, looking at clumps of hair on his shoulder while he trivialized an issue so important to me. Next time he’s going to be counting his toenail clippings droning about missile defense.
This local election has been damn weird. (Magical Trevor.
Mike Mussina beat the Blue Jays, 4-1, at the Stadium. His record is now 4-1,
I’m listening to Texas at Cleveland.






