Okay, they closed the first Copacabana, the one where the stars came out at night. The second one, at a different location, was a disco. But not for Lola.

New York City wants to build more subway, so this Copa has been condemned.”

If Mitt Romney is elected President, he’ll raise fares, and we can listen to M.T.A., the story of “Charlie,” who rode under the streets of Boston because he couldn’t pay to get off the subway. (I’m kidding, folks!)