I used to drink in a pub called Zeno’s, but that was years ago and it might have started with an X.

Joba Chamberlain was suspended for two games for throwing two pitches high in the 9th inning to that prick Youlkilis, or however you spell his name.

Larry Craig is going to resign. Though I despise the cop who flirted with and arrested him, Craig turned out not to be a good person, a disgusting little man who couldn’t control his perverse urges.

I have been diagnosed with throat cancer.

Senator Jack Warner will not run again. Everyone thinks that seats now a walk for Democrat Mark Warner, but I think George Allen can beat him.